What happened
Rats Army is closed, and nothing of it remains online. The domain rats.army now loads a parked placeholder reading “This domain may be for sale”, with no store, no closure notice and no contact details. There is nothing to verify about its testing, prices, shipping or payments, because there is nothing left to verify, and every one of those fields in our record is unknown.
What the record still shows
The only account of the closure is a third-party review page dated January 2022 that promotes a competing vendor, Sports Technology Labs. That page carries a note saying Rats Army closed in April 2022, places the company in Kalispell, Montana, and describes a catalog of SARMs, prohormones and peptides with free US shipping over $99 and a money-back guarantee. The page contradicts itself on dates, and none of its claims could be checked against a primary source. Our location fields come from that page alone, so treat the Montana address as a report, not a fact.
A Gumroad post from March 2022 titled “rats army shut down by fda?” has no substantive content. We searched for an FDA warning letter naming Rats Army and found none, so the question in that title has no documented answer. Reddit discussion existed at the time, via r/sarmssourcetalk citations on the same review page, which is the only Reddit presence in the record. The product names recorded for the vendor are SARMs such as LGD-4033, MK-677, RAD 140 and YK11, consistent with the third-party description of a SARMs-first business where peptides were a side line.
If you still see it recommended
Pages recommending Rats Army date from 2021 or earlier, and the store they link to is a parking page. Anyone who lands there is one click from a domain-sales form, not a checkout. If a new site appears under the Rats Army name, treat it as unrelated until it proves otherwise, since the original left no successor notice and the domain is openly for sale to anyone who wants it.
There is nothing to buy and no one to contact. Skip Rats Army and skip any list that still carries it. For a replacement, choose a supplier with a live certificate library, a named laboratory and a published returns policy, none of which survive here, and none of which could be confirmed for this company even while it was open.
What to watch
- rats.army now loads a parked placeholder reading 'This domain may be for sale', with no store, notice or contact details.
- The April 2022 closure date rests on a single promotional third-party review page that also contradicts itself on dates.
- A Gumroad post titled 'rats army shut down by fda?' from March 2022 has no substantive content, and we found no FDA warning letter naming Rats Army.
- Third-party description places it as primarily a SARMs and prohormone vendor, with peptides as a side line.
Should you order here?
There is nothing to buy and no one to contact. Skip Rats Army and skip any list that still carries it. For a replacement, choose a supplier with a live certificate library, a named laboratory and a published returns policy, none of which survive here, and none of which could be confirmed for this company even while it was open.
Specs: every fact behind this review
- Storefront
- rats.army
- Status
- Closed
- Where it is based
- Kalispell, MT
- Trading since
- Not published
- Outside laboratory
- Not verified
- Laboratory named
- None named
- Certificates open to all
- Not verified
- Certificates per lot
- Not verified
- Methods on the certificate
- Not shown
- Shelf
- Not counted
- Price level
- Not assessed
- Reference vial
- No like-for-like listing
- Free shipping from
- Not stated
- Ships from
- unknown
- Ships abroad
- Not verified
- Dispatch promise
- Not stated
- Ways to pay
- Not stated
- Returns
- None found
- Guarantee
- None found
- Certifications claimed
- None claimed
- Research-use-only label
- Not verified
- Contact
- No public contact details
Questions
Is Rats Army still open?
No. The domain rats.army loads only a parked placeholder offering the domain for sale. A January 2022 third-party review page carries a note that the vendor closed in April 2022, and we found no primary announcement from the company.
Where was Rats Army located?
Kalispell, Montana, according to the same third-party review page. That page promotes a competing vendor and is the only source for the location, so we treat it as unverified.
Did Rats Army publish COAs?
We could not verify this. No store, certificate page or archive could be reached, so every testing, pricing, shipping and payment field in our record is unknown.
Pages we read for this review: rats.army, chadphila.org, enhancedinfo.gumroad.com (rats army shut down by f). Spotted something that has changed? Tell us and we correct the page at the next rebuild.